if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.
this is really, really important
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Hannibal Meme → 4 Crime Scenes
↳ [3/4] Fromage 1x08
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation
*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*
*says a Latin incantation*
*sacrifices a virgin to the dark lord Satan*
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
The time has come. I have hit 600 followers.
To thank all of you swag babies, I am throwing a giveaway party.
And guess what? You’re all invited.
- You have to be following me, because this is a giveaway for my followers. I will be making that list. And checking it twice. I mean, this is for my swag babies.
- Reblogs AND likes count
- Please no giveaway blogs, that’s cheating. Eren Jaeger hates
- I don’t care if you live in Germany, Japan, or even in Wall Maria. I will ship it to you. #NoWorries
- Keep your ask open. I’m a fair man, but if you don’t have it open and you win… I’ll have to draw again, sorry swag babies. This goes for if you don’t reply within, let’s say, five days after the draw date. I can’t keep all this wonderful junk 5ever.
- If you’re under the age of majority where you live, ask your parents if it’s okay for me to ship it to you. I will need your address. <3 S2G no stalking. xo
- All of these items are going to ONE lucky swag baby.
- Dat sweet Attack on Titan backpack. Hella swag, much rad.
- A spiffy Survey Corps/ Wings of Freedom pocket watch. Awe yis.
- Those five kawaii assbutts: Mikasa, Eren, Levi, Armin, and Titan Big-big
- 3 stickers of your choice from here. Since this is SNK themed, and not Hannibal.
Even though the Hannibal stickers are rad, I won’t lie. I bought a million of them. Oops.
- That precious box. 4 pins, the swaggy ass key, and the box cutter.
- AND THE BEST OF THE BEST: A custom made #KillTheTitans, OR any small snk related thing you might want on yours. It has to be one line, or maybe even the Wings of Freedom. I don’t know, we’ll discuss that when you win.
- The dead line for this giveaway will be March 30th, 2014, 11:59 PM (UTC-04:00) Atlantic Time (Canada). My swaggy Birthday.
Which isn’t really MY birthday, but Eren’s. My swaggy self.
- You can expect to hear from me a week or so after this date. BUT we will see how many notes this gets and how much I have to sort through. I’ll probably need my swagchou’s help to be honest.
QUESTIONS? CONCERNS? MID LIFE CRISES?
- You may hit my ask up. ANYTIME. I will most likely be online. I’m always here…. Always.
- And please, actually read these rules. If you don’t follow me, I will know you will be disqualified. It’s a follower giveaway, swag swag. Don’t be unswaggy, mkay?
GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL. MY PERFECT SWAG CHILDREN. LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
Ten days left, swag children!
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PHOTOSET IN THE WORLD
Fucking David Fucking Bowie